Consolidated Joke Thread
- Laan Yaa Mo
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That's a good one. 555+
You only pass through this life once, you don't come back for an encore.
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'Don't waste your words on people who deserve your silence'
~Reinhold Messner~
'You don't have to be afraid of everything you don't understand'
~Louise Perica~
~Reinhold Messner~
'You don't have to be afraid of everything you don't understand'
~Louise Perica~
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I had a bumper sticker in Texas that read 'Beam me up Scotty'. I often wish I could find one in Udon Thani
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You only pass through this life once, you don't come back for an encore.
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I was planning on getting married to my ex wife, but now she says no, I'm only marrying her for my money.
I had a bumper sticker in Texas that read 'Beam me up Scotty'. I often wish I could find one in Udon Thani
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Taking on the woke folk!
You only pass through this life once, you don't come back for an encore.
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I had a bumper sticker in Texas that read 'Beam me up Scotty'. I often wish I could find one in Udon Thani
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It is a five minute walk from my house to the bar, but a 45 minute walk from the bar to my house.
The difference is staggering.
The difference is staggering.
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I love the double entrende.
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My wife rang me at the pub and said, "If you're not home in 10 minutes, I'm giving the dinner I cooked you to the dog."
I was home in 5 minutes.
l'd hate for anything to happen to the dog.
I was home in 5 minutes.
l'd hate for anything to happen to the dog.
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Scientists have successfully grown human vocal cords from stem cells in the lab.
The results speak for themselves.
The results speak for themselves.
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A tourist is not impressed with Toronto:
You only pass through this life once, you don't come back for an encore.
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My friend was bragging about his new hearing aid. "State of the Art," he said,
"It cost me a fortune."
I asked: "Awesome what type is it?
"He said: "Two thirty."
"It cost me a fortune."
I asked: "Awesome what type is it?
"He said: "Two thirty."
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My ex-girlfriend just told me she wants us to get back together again.
I sure am LUCKY!
I mean, first I win the lottery and now THIS!
I sure am LUCKY!
I mean, first I win the lottery and now THIS!