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Post by **RALPHCUSENS** » August 12, 2008, 3:56 pm

tamada wrote:Yeah! That's cool chilli, stay away the f**k out there in the sunburnt boonies and not anywhere near me. I like it in the 'burbs with no old white wrinkly buggers building bloody palaces with BLUE ROOFS around me! More bloody coffin dodgers here than you can wave a undertaker at. Slinking into town at the weekends for a quick pint or ten and a good moan while wifey goes and plays cards.... er, goes shopping.

Is it just me or are there more sociopaths in Udon these days?

What a prize ****!!!!!

Post by **westerby** » August 12, 2008, 6:06 pm

RALPHCUSENS wrote:
tamada wrote:Is it just me or are there more sociopaths in Udon these days?
What a prize ****!!!!!

It's just a classic case of flaming.

Post by **mortiboy** » August 12, 2008, 10:50 pm

You say Tomarta, we say Tomato, you say Tamada we say Tomatoe...lets call the whole thing off.

Post by **tamada** » August 13, 2008, 3:42 pm

Is there a bloody echo in here or what?

Post by **panick** » August 13, 2008, 3:54 pm

tamada wrote:Is there a bloody echo in here or what?

Some of us are a bit deaf so it had to be posted twice

Post by **beer monkey** » August 13, 2008, 3:54 pm

What..? Half past Eleven..

Post by **tamada** » August 13, 2008, 3:58 pm

westerby wrote:
tamada wrote:Is it just me or are there more sociopaths in Udon these days?
Oh, definitely more, Tam.

As you're aware, sociopathic tendencies arise from the lack of childhood experiences involving love or care. I think you need to find a big Bear of a chap to give you a hug, just to make you feel better. Let it all out and don't be afraid to let those tears roll.

I hear there are some pretty understanding chaps down at Molly Malone's....

My mum always told me she loved me but to make sure it wasn't all just a filial thing, my Biology teacher let me shag her a few times.

In the meantime, does it really have to be a chap doing this hugging thing?

Post by **tamada** » August 13, 2008, 4:03 pm

smallchilli wrote:well what upset you today then ???/

I am not upset smallchilli. Welcome to the forum and very much looking forward to your arrival among the great unwashed 'oop north.

Just promise me you will NEVER have a blue roof on your house.

Post by **westerby** » August 13, 2008, 6:35 pm

tamada wrote: In the meantime, does it really have to be a chap doing this hugging thing?

Yes, and you gotta call him Daddy.

Post by **tamada** » August 13, 2008, 6:51 pm

note to self, watch out for this whirlybird bloke. he maybe looking for a 'son'

Post by **smallchilli** » August 14, 2008, 12:24 am

lol, i like the quite village life and life in undon. ok i will never have a blue roof!!!
but the first beer on you

Post by **westerby** » August 14, 2008, 1:21 am

smallchilli wrote:lol, i like the quite village life and life in undon.

undon? Where's that?

And what are the ladies like in Undon?

Post by **Irish Alan** » August 14, 2008, 1:35 am

Undon or Undone?

Post by **beer monkey** » August 14, 2008, 4:04 am

He could of meant Lundon...where HRH Queen Elizabeth Lives in a Fancy looking gaff.

Post by **JimboPSM** » August 14, 2008, 4:32 am

beer monkey wrote:He could of meant Lundon...where HRH Queen Elizabeth Lives in a Fancy looking gaff.

........ and BM, are those the wellies of HRH in your latest avatar?

Post by **beer monkey** » August 14, 2008, 4:54 am

They certainly are jimbo.., they have Arrods stamped on them and a certain 'crest' in gold printed on the side, they had a stall at Romford Market a few months back and my mate Ugandan Morris got me some, times must be hard for the Knightsbridge store if they feel the need to branch out into markets.

Post by **JimboPSM** » August 14, 2008, 5:16 am

beer monkey wrote:They certainly are jimbo.., they have Arrods stamped on them and a certain 'crest' in gold printed on the side, they had a stall at Romford Market a few months back and my mate Ugandan Morris got me some, times must be hard for the Knightsbridge store if they feel the need to branch out into markets.

.............. they don't just let the haristocracy shop there these days, it's been reported that even commoners like ex Prime Ministers 'ave been let in